Sheep go to heaven, goats go to… HEY!

Via Making Light, a link to a spiritual safety tip about what godly children should do if they encounter an atheist in the wild.  The linker, Cory Piña, hopes it isn’t real, and I can’t tell, myself.  It doesn’t have any obvious irony markers.

I love the idea of “very advanced witnessing techniques,”  because a) it makes the spreading of the Good News sound like sorcery, and b) I imagine the argument from banana would be considered an example of such techniques.