The day after the first day of Fitzmas

Okay, here’s your Fitzmas post.

Yesterday, Scooter Libby was found guilty of four out of the five crimes with which he was charged:

Count I: GUILTY

Count II: GUILTY

Count III: NOT GUILTY

Count IV: GUILTY

Count V: GUILTY

Shakes had the breakdown.

And Fox News continued its mission to make parody obsolete.

Please feel free to sip champagne, crush on Patrick Fitzgerald, and discuss the timing of pardons in the thread below.

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13 thoughts on “The day after the first day of Fitzmas

  1. Ananth

    Who cares about Fitzmas.. Captain America is dead!

    Let’s see how long before Steve Rogers returns from the dead. Maybe Bucky will be the new Captian America for a while.

  2. Steve

    GOD’S COCK, WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO GET YOU PEOPLE TO STAY ON TOPIC–

    –actually, if we can be serious for a minute, I don’t buy that shit for a second. Captain America’s dead like Superman was dead. As I mentioned at Avedon Carol’s place, I have money that says Mark Waid is making story notes for The Return of Captain America right now.

  3. pedro

    Who said that death in comics is a revolving door? Or something like that?

    No one ever really dies.

    But Fitzmas. Hooray!

  4. Ananth

    yeah even Bucky is back…

    Though Mark Waid’s Return of Barry Allen wasn’t really the return of Barry Allen.

    Cap Shall return…

  5. Steve

    Who said that death in comics is a revolving door? Or something like that?

    Jean Grey?

    *rimshot*

    Thank you, thank you.

  6. Nicole

    Dorkus Malorkus. My brother said Captain America, RPG, and Wii in the same sentence. It’s like some sort of record of dorkiness.

    And Ananth, thank you for going off topic. I thought I was going to get excommunicated for that.

    And I hope some enterprising young History student writes a term paper on Captain America as an allegory for the US.

  7. Steve

    And I hope some enterprising young History student writes a term paper on Captain America as an allegory for the US.

    I don’t know how enterprising you’d have to be, necessarily, to identify a guy who dresses up in a skin-tight American flag to beat up Nazis as an allegory for the U.S.

  8. pedro

    Speaking of comics, am I the only one going out of my mind about the “The Watchmen” movie?

    I mean…Zack Synder? Oh god. It’s going to be HORRIBLE.

  9. Steve

    There have been fits and starts about a Watchmen movie for like twenty years. Is there more news now than usual?

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