Some day, I’ll probably finally earn my bachelor’s degree. There may come a time when I marry a wonderful woman, maybe buy a house, maybe have one or more children.
As of right now, though, that’s all gravy. I’ve just downloaded, transferred to my phone, and set as my ringtone the theme from Airwolf*, and am thus a complete human being.
*Specifically, the theme from season two, which is the one I liked the best of all the downloadable versions I found on the Internet. Which took some doing, actually. The most common file to turn up on a search for “airwolf mp3” is some sort of highly-produced scenario with a funk slap-bass in it. I don’t know what the fuck superhelicopter show the musicians responsible were watching, but slap-bass is about as un-Airwolf as you can get.