Reason number, like, a jillion that I love Warren Ellis

Fin Fang Foom put you in his pants.

So if I got off reading this kind of stuff, would I be a herpetomacrophiliac, or a macroherpetophiliac?  The former seems more musical, so that’s what I’d go with, if I were in charge of naming the support group.

(Via, natch, Ellis, where you’ll get a little – but not much – more explanation.)